“So, you’re a creationist, huh? And you’ve got kids, eh? Well…

THEY CAN’T PLAY WITH TOY DINOSAURS!!!”

“No, son, put it down.  It’s not for the likes of you.  You see, your favouritest toy in the world is all a LIE!!! Hey, come on; don’t cry….    hey, quit with the screaming already!…”

and so on and so forth…